Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated so...
The four building blocks of the universe are fire water gravel and vinyl.
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you...
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup only less filling.
As a child I was more afraid of tetanus shots than for example Dracula.
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street...
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they...
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of...
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human...
I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when...
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car in...
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour...
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes according to Ralph Nader who...
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
My nervous system is enfeebled only work in oils can sustain me.
