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Life

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

Good

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated so...

Funny

The four building blocks of the universe are fire water gravel and vinyl.

Funny

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you...

Food

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup only less filling.

Fear

As a child I was more afraid of tetanus shots than for example Dracula.

Death

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street...

Death

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

Cool

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they...

Computers

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

Computers

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of...

Communication

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human...

Car

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when...

Car

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car in...

Car

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour...

Business

Big business never pays a nickel in taxes according to Ralph Nader who...

Business

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

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