I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads and it...
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and...
Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.
My movies are okay but they're not my specials.
Dude I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad...
Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.
Right now my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for...
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long long way in a marriage.
I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of...
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people...
Hollywood's just not funny.
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by...
There are only three things women need in life: food water and compliments.
Sometimes people offer you plays they offer you parts but they only offer...
I love being famous. It's almost like being white.
Yeah I love being famous. It's almost like being white y'know?
My goal is more to be remembered. They'll remember this thing and like it in the future. The trick is to stay remembered long enough for that to happen.
