Consul - in American politics a person who having failed to secure an office...
Alliance - in international politics the union of two thieves who have their...
Conservative n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils as...
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The...
Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to...
Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
Patience n. A minor form of dispair disguised as a virtue.
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -...
Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house and plans a draft of your...
Sweater n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Men become civilized not in proportion to their willingness to believe but...
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.
Marriage n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master a...
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
Ardor n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
All I know about thermal pollution is that if we continue our present rate of growth in electrical energy consumption it will simply take by the year 2000 all our freshwater streams to cool the generators and reactors.
