Consul - in American politics a person who having failed to secure an office...
Alliance - in international politics the union of two thieves who have their...
Conservative n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils as...
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The...
Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to...
Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
Patience n. A minor form of dispair disguised as a virtue.
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -...
Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house and plans a draft of your...
Sweater n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Men become civilized not in proportion to their willingness to believe but...
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.
Marriage n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master a...
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
Ardor n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically by definition be disqualified from ever doing so.
