When you have kids you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong....
A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes...
You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things....
Well the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to...
I've never really broken this down before but in movies you almost have no...
People look at me and they go 'You're white you're smart you must have...
I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to...
All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a...
I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude they'd be off TV. They're not...
Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty...
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are...
I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around...
I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's...
I don't have anything against my mom but my family has no emotional...
My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp but I have never...
There is no lonelier man in death except the suicide than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it.