We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.
Men ought either to be indulged or utterly destroyed for if you merely offend them they take vengeance but if you injure them greatly they are unable to retaliate so that the injury done to a man ought to be such that vengeance cannot be feared.