Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari sometimes want a pickup truck...
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size'...
I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage...
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I...
In my experience it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that...
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle...
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship...
I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp...
If you don't drink smoke or drive a car you're a tax evader.
He's computerized but I won't let him come on cold. I created KITT. I...
I am an artist. The track is my canvas and the car is my brush.
The car business is a lot like football. In football you have to win once a...
Since my induction into the Sports Hall of Fame I have wanted to have my No....
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately.
In the back of your mind when you say you want to write music for the movies...
I'm not a bad driver. And I never will be because I took lessons when I was...
I remember things that happened sixty years ago but if you ask me where I...