You should never have to say hello or goodbye. Even at work sometimes and I...
I feel lucky because I was a nerd which I talk about in the book but I had...
I'm not good at anything except writing jokes. I wasn't good at sports I...
I would love to be married. But it's not a necessity like the way that I feel...
On 'The Office ' so much of the show is about disguising your true feelings...
I have such a rich fantasy life I can't help it. I do make up a lot of...
I had these kind of unrealistic expectations that were fueled by romantic...
What I'd really like to write is a romantic comedy. This is my favorite kind...
I regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi in which the world...
Woody Allen is really the ultimate. I love that he believed in himself enough...
I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp...
If you don't drink smoke or drive a car you're a tax evader.
He's computerized but I won't let him come on cold. I created KITT. I...
I am an artist. The track is my canvas and the car is my brush.
The car business is a lot like football. In football you have to win once a...
Since my induction into the Sports Hall of Fame I have wanted to have my No....
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately.
In the back of your mind when you say you want to write music for the movies...
I'm not a bad driver. And I never will be because I took lessons when I was...
I remember things that happened sixty years ago but if you ask me where I...