Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes....
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same...
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five....
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up...
A man will go to war fight and die for his country. But he won't get a...
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for...
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a...
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I want to have children but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me...
I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp...
If you don't drink smoke or drive a car you're a tax evader.
He's computerized but I won't let him come on cold. I created KITT. I...
I am an artist. The track is my canvas and the car is my brush.
The car business is a lot like football. In football you have to win once a...
Since my induction into the Sports Hall of Fame I have wanted to have my No....
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately.
In the back of your mind when you say you want to write music for the movies...
I'm not a bad driver. And I never will be because I took lessons when I was...
I remember things that happened sixty years ago but if you ask me where I...