My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
It's just a job. Grass grows birds fly waves pound the sand. I beat people...
Rivers ponds lakes and streams - they all have different names but they...
Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the...
When you can whip any man in the world you never know peace.
I believe in the religion of Islam. I believe in Allah and peace.
I know where I'm going and I know the truth and I don't have to be what you...
Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up.
I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a...
Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild...
I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp...
If you don't drink smoke or drive a car you're a tax evader.
He's computerized but I won't let him come on cold. I created KITT. I...
I am an artist. The track is my canvas and the car is my brush.
The car business is a lot like football. In football you have to win once a...
Since my induction into the Sports Hall of Fame I have wanted to have my No....
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately.
In the back of your mind when you say you want to write music for the movies...
I'm not a bad driver. And I never will be because I took lessons when I was...
I remember things that happened sixty years ago but if you ask me where I...