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I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how...
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not...
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white?...
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to...
I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp...
If you don't drink smoke or drive a car you're a tax evader.
He's computerized but I won't let him come on cold. I created KITT. I...
I am an artist. The track is my canvas and the car is my brush.
The car business is a lot like football. In football you have to win once a...
Since my induction into the Sports Hall of Fame I have wanted to have my No....
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately.
In the back of your mind when you say you want to write music for the movies...
I'm not a bad driver. And I never will be because I took lessons when I was...
I remember things that happened sixty years ago but if you ask me where I...