If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
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Every time I go and shave I assume there's someone else on the planet...
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning...
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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of...
I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good and make a cart.
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I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans because maybe...
Our competition for American business is no longer in the next county or the...
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A belief in God is vitally important not just in show business but...
To me the print business model is so simple where readers pay a dollar for...
It's a lot of work to keep reinventing yourself and coming up with new stuff...
The worst disease which can afflict business executives in their work is not...
I could play it safe by recording songs that are familiar but am I expanding...
It's better to take over and build upon an existing business than to start a...
It is an immutable law in business that words are words explanations are...