If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
Y'know you can't please all the people all the time... and last night all...
Every time I go and shave I assume there's someone else on the planet...
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning...
I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting...
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's...
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of...
I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good and make a cart.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get I'll...
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans because maybe...
And I was very shy as a kid if you sang me 'Happy Birthday ' I would cry....
I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis...
Brilliantly lit from stem to stern she looked like a sagging birthday cake.
Lucy took care of me on the set and made sure that none of the crew cussed...
With a recent birthday I've been acting now for twenty years.
I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday...
On a royal birthday every house must fly a flag or the owner would be...
I married two weeks after my 18th birthday far too young and by the time I...