Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in...
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of...
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally...
I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how...
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not...
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white?...
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to...
And I was very shy as a kid if you sang me 'Happy Birthday ' I would cry....
I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis...
Brilliantly lit from stem to stern she looked like a sagging birthday cake.
Lucy took care of me on the set and made sure that none of the crew cussed...
With a recent birthday I've been acting now for twenty years.
I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday...
On a royal birthday every house must fly a flag or the owner would be...
I married two weeks after my 18th birthday far too young and by the time I...