I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the...
I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking ' but I don't have that much time.
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered...
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were...
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment...
And I was very shy as a kid if you sang me 'Happy Birthday ' I would cry....
I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis...
Brilliantly lit from stem to stern she looked like a sagging birthday cake.
Lucy took care of me on the set and made sure that none of the crew cussed...
With a recent birthday I've been acting now for twenty years.
I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday...
On a royal birthday every house must fly a flag or the owner would be...
I married two weeks after my 18th birthday far too young and by the time I...