Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own...
No doubt exists that all women are crazy it's only a question of degree.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the...
If at first you don't succeed try try again. Then quit. There's no point in...
Never try to impress a woman because if you do she'll expect you to keep up...
I've found the best way is to not be scared of the attention but to be...
Recruitment and retention are critical to sustain our Armed Forces with the...
One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy.
I'm either going to go completely mental completely bankrupt or have the...
Once you are labeled 'the best' you want to stay up there and you can't do...
One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since...
I get a lot of the ideas when I'm resting - either when I'm meditating or...