Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than...
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who...
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop you haven't seen her...
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Peace has its victories no less than war but it doesn't have as many...
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
When a fellow says 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing ' it's...
Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you...
I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my house.
In our family mom and dad are Longhorns our first two kids are Aggies and...
I think I'm going to give my baby her first food on Thanksgiving make her...
Something I didn't even know was on my bucket list has been achieved. I have...
I've spent a lot of Thanksgivings on the road with my band so anytime that I...
The craft Emmys are kind of the kids' table at Thanksgiving. You're not...