Phyllis Diller about Thanksgiving : My cooking is so bad my kids thought Tha

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

cooking thought thanksgiving commemorate pearl harbor

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Quotes About Thanksgiving

William Jennings Bryan

On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.
Oprah Winfrey

Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you...
Marc Forgione

I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my house.
Bob Wells

In our family mom and dad are Longhorns our first two kids are Aggies and...
Lily Aldridge

I think I'm going to give my baby her first food on Thanksgiving make her...
Jesse Tyler Ferguson

Something I didn't even know was on my bucket list has been achieved. I have...
Stephen Evans

Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide.
Richie Sambora

I've spent a lot of Thanksgivings on the road with my band so anytime that I...
Hank Azaria

The craft Emmys are kind of the kids' table at Thanksgiving. You're not...
Carol Alt

I never drank except a couple sips of wine at Thanksgiving.

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Josh McDowell Attitude

Prayer is talking with God. God knows your heart and is not so concerned with your words as He is with the attitude of your heart.

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