There's very little advice in men's magazines because men don't think...
The truth is I had always wanted to be a comedian but I really didn't have...
Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water the...
To me if life boils down to one thing it's movement. To live is to keep...
Where lipstick is concerned the important thing is not color but to accept...
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
The IRS! They're like the Mafia they can take anything they want!
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender but you don't have a top for...
Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing.
Then when I got in the military I used to host - even in high school - I...
At school there was an annual school disco and I'd be standing in my bedroom...
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal...
In our racist sexist society Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing...
I wouldn't recommend young kids see 'Speedway Junkie.' It's definitely an...
I put the copy of 'A Christmas Carol' that my grandfather had first read to...
The upheavals of adolescence silenced 'A Christmas Carol' for a few years. I...
Every Christmas now for years I have found myself wondering about the point...
It felt very natural to me to write a Christmas song but at the same time I...