When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light he had...
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried...
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time somewhere...
Some people see things that are and ask Why? Some people dream of things...
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough...
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing.
Then when I got in the military I used to host - even in high school - I...
At school there was an annual school disco and I'd be standing in my bedroom...
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal...
In our racist sexist society Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing...
I wouldn't recommend young kids see 'Speedway Junkie.' It's definitely an...
I put the copy of 'A Christmas Carol' that my grandfather had first read to...
The upheavals of adolescence silenced 'A Christmas Carol' for a few years. I...
Every Christmas now for years I have found myself wondering about the point...
It felt very natural to me to write a Christmas song but at the same time I...