He taught me never to smile which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
When I wake up in the morning I just can't get started until I've had that...
Some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how...
My computer beat me at checkers but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little...
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I...
Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family...
I don't think balance is something you get from someone else it's something...
Women are always most observed when they seem themselves least to observe or...
I think a lot of women innately know how to play their hand. I'm not a big...
I'm so disturbed when my women students behave as though they can only read...
What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's...
It's very hard for a woman in comedy. It's hard for women to be bold and not...
Only the most unapologetic biblical fundamentalists for instance take every...