I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation he offered to touch-up...
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a...
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
I don't think balance is something you get from someone else it's something...
Women are always most observed when they seem themselves least to observe or...
I think a lot of women innately know how to play their hand. I'm not a big...
I'm so disturbed when my women students behave as though they can only read...
What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's...
It's very hard for a woman in comedy. It's hard for women to be bold and not...
Only the most unapologetic biblical fundamentalists for instance take every...