Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own...
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the...
If at first you don't succeed try try again. Then quit. There's no point in...
Never try to impress a woman because if you do she'll expect you to keep up...
I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.
I don't think balance is something you get from someone else it's something...
Women are always most observed when they seem themselves least to observe or...
I think a lot of women innately know how to play their hand. I'm not a big...
I'm so disturbed when my women students behave as though they can only read...
What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's...
It's very hard for a woman in comedy. It's hard for women to be bold and not...
Only the most unapologetic biblical fundamentalists for instance take every...
In my lifetime I've discovered a great many incredibly talented individuals. Some have achieved stardom. Simultaneously I've seen many dreams shattered egos destroyed and lives changed forever. The end destination may well be fame and fortune but the road to stardom is littered with broken hearts.