What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me?...
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For...
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on...
Yeah I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history too.
People say that money is not the key to happiness but I always figured if...
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or...
Don't follow any advice no matter how good until you feel as deeply in your...
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over He would...
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit the stores are...
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over he would have put...
All War Departments are now Defense Departments. This is all part of the...
There is nothing worth having that can he obtained by nuclear war - nothing...
And of course in the Philippines there were so many thousands of Americans...
I am still profoundly troubled by the war in Nicaragua. The United States...
How do you tell troops who volunteered to fight for our freedoms that the...
I have always been willing to admit when I made a mistake. I made a mistake...