If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
Y'know you can't please all the people all the time... and last night all...
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning...
I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting...
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's...
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of...
I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good and make a cart.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get I'll...
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans because maybe...
I had a stick of CareFree gum but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I...
To be a Negro in this country and to be relatively conscious is to be in a...
No country can act wisely simultaneously in every part of the globe at every...
It's plain hokum. If you can't convince 'em confuse 'em. It's an old...
A lot of people would be embarrassed to admit that they were on 'Barney' but...
I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.
October is a fine and dangerous season in America. a wonderful time to begin...
I do not read advertisements. I would spend all of my time wanting things.
No story is the same to us after a lapse of time or rather we who read it are...
I'm being treated like a sex object cried the lady. No matter. I will take...
If I have to move up in a building I choose the elevator over the escalator....