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I've thought for the last decade or so the only actual place raw truth was...
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I've never been married but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think...
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out I lock every other...
I am thankful I was born in America although if I gain any more weight the...
All of us who are members of the Germanic peoples can be happy and thankful...
The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody...
This little kid pointed at me and said 'You look disgusting!' That was the...
I've done it all. I'm thankful and proud of what I've accomplished in my...
I went from not knowing anything to becoming really curious and wanting to...
We have to be thankful considering our number as a family we enjoy very good...
Eventually I booked a 2-line role on a show called 'JAG' and slowly the parts...
As the daughter of a 25-year veteran of the armed forces I am incredibly...
But I'm very thankful that no one is slamming my head against the wall anymore.
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