Never stay in a bad marriage and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a...
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any...
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak...
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a...
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh but I had never seen...
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit...
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people and make sure...
I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
All pro sports as well as the NCAA should thank God every day we have...
I was never into sports and my passion was the arts as long as I could...
I love sports - if I'm not acting I'm probably doing sports.
I always seem to get parts where I play the sports professional - and that's...
I regard sports first and foremost as entertainment so dry documentary...
I think track is still one of the most exciting participant sports but we...
I'm thrilled I'm grateful I'm blessed. I played for the world's greatest...
When launching a product called an Energy Drink and named Red Bull a product...
There are almost no sports within which mortal accidents are not a reality.