Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me as a late-night talk...
Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but...
Leno Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.
I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I...
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get...
If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody like a...
I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets...
My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play...
We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would...
In junior high school I was an object of pure ridicule for my dress...
My friends and family especially my mom and dad are always saying I should...
When Fortune smiles I smile to think how quickly she will frown.
We ought to be beating our chests every day. We ought to look in the mirror...
Ascetics and fakirs come to mitigate human suffering to heal us and lead us...
Oh the ignorance of us upon whom Providence did not sufficiently smile to...
When you consider all the stars I have managed mere submarines make me smile.
I honestly believe you can never tell if a relationship is going to last. In my own marriage which is going on 14 years I don't think of it as 'I'm going to be with this person forever.' Instead I think of more like 'I'll probably be with this person for the next six weeks. Then I'll re-evaluate.'