The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls...
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light he had...
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried...
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time somewhere...
Some people see things that are and ask Why? Some people dream of things...
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough...
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
I was in three academic clubs a huge book worm and the teacher's pet. I was...
I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my...
One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do...
And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs or at the very least...
To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow I never saw...
I have this pet thing about how global communications are moving so fast now...
It's true you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway it would be like a...
My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no...
I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're...