Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes....
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same...
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five....
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up...
A man will go to war fight and die for his country. But he won't get a...
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for...
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I want to have children but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me...
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually it's...
I was in three academic clubs a huge book worm and the teacher's pet. I was...
I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my...
One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do...
And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs or at the very least...
To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow I never saw...
I have this pet thing about how global communications are moving so fast now...
It's true you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway it would be like a...
My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no...
I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're...