In America there are two classes of travel - first class and with children.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity perseverance and to turn around three times...
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze...
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language I said nothing.
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things and I have...
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing but I...
You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and...
I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death but then I'm in no hurry.
I was in three academic clubs a huge book worm and the teacher's pet. I was...
I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my...
One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do...
And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs or at the very least...
To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow I never saw...
I have this pet thing about how global communications are moving so fast now...
It's true you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway it would be like a...
My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no...
I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're...