I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she...
Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each...
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my...
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
I get no respect. The way my luck is running if I was a politician I would...
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom...
I was in three academic clubs a huge book worm and the teacher's pet. I was...
I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my...
One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do...
And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs or at the very least...
To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow I never saw...
I have this pet thing about how global communications are moving so fast now...
It's true you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway it would be like a...
My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no...
I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're...