I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people no matter how hard...
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that...
When women are depressed they eat or go shopping. Men invade another...
Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it direct it produce it...
I've thought for the last decade or so the only actual place raw truth was...
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
I've never been married but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think...
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out I lock every other...
I am thankful I was born in America although if I gain any more weight the...
People look at me and they go 'You're white you're smart you must have...
The fellow that has no money is poor. The fellow that has nothing but money...
Kids are meant to believe that their stepping stone to massive money is 'The...
Because I don't take money I'll go anywhere and do a benefit concert with...
I saw Deep Purple live once and I paid money for it and I thought 'Geez...
The way the bankers have kind of toppled the way money is distributed and...
Kids are meant to believe that their stepping stone to massive money is 'The...
I have no one to leave the money to. I'm a single man. I like spending my...