Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own...
No doubt exists that all women are crazy it's only a question of degree.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the...
If at first you don't succeed try try again. Then quit. There's no point in...
Never try to impress a woman because if you do she'll expect you to keep up...
I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.
People look at me and they go 'You're white you're smart you must have...
The fellow that has no money is poor. The fellow that has nothing but money...
Kids are meant to believe that their stepping stone to massive money is 'The...
Because I don't take money I'll go anywhere and do a benefit concert with...
I saw Deep Purple live once and I paid money for it and I thought 'Geez...
The way the bankers have kind of toppled the way money is distributed and...
Kids are meant to believe that their stepping stone to massive money is 'The...
I have no one to leave the money to. I'm a single man. I like spending my...