The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my...
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from...
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
All right everyone line up alphabetically according to your height.
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well he has a lovely wife and family a...
You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do lose 'em right.
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
People look at me and they go 'You're white you're smart you must have...
The fellow that has no money is poor. The fellow that has nothing but money...
Kids are meant to believe that their stepping stone to massive money is 'The...
Because I don't take money I'll go anywhere and do a benefit concert with...
I saw Deep Purple live once and I paid money for it and I thought 'Geez...
The way the bankers have kind of toppled the way money is distributed and...
Kids are meant to believe that their stepping stone to massive money is 'The...
I have no one to leave the money to. I'm a single man. I like spending my...