I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people no matter how hard...
Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television...
When women are depressed they eat or go shopping. Men invade another...
Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it direct it produce it...
I've thought for the last decade or so the only actual place raw truth was...
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
I've never been married but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think...
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out I lock every other...
I am thankful I was born in America although if I gain any more weight the...
To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect...
Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.
My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army but I never called them...
Whether it's a 16-year old girl or a mom or a guy or anybody as long as...
Our songs touch people and take them back to a time when there was no threat...
At first I could not believe what I was reading. I got up from my seat and...
I was born to a single mom and raised by her and my grandparents.
When you have lost people like I lost my birth mom at a young age and you...
I was fortunate enough to have my kids early so being a mom always ended up...