I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people no matter how hard...
Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television...
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that...
Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it direct it produce it...
I've thought for the last decade or so the only actual place raw truth was...
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
I've never been married but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think...
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out I lock every other...
I am thankful I was born in America although if I gain any more weight the...
In a free society the state does not administer the affairs of men. It...
Prejudices are so to speak the mechanical instincts of men: through their...
Men don't and can't live by exchanging articles but by producing them. They...
If one were to bring ten of the wisest men in the world together and ask them...
I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge...
Inconsistencies in men are generally testimony to their immaturity.
Some old men continually praise the time of their youth. In fact you would...