Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari sometimes want a pickup truck...
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size'...
I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage...
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I...
In my experience it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that...
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle...
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship...
My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I...
Other than marriage she doesn't control me and I don't control her.
Marriage is one of the most sacred human institutions. I asked our Senators...
I am a firm believer in marriage. In the future I will be married.
I've learned this is a very long marriage doing a television show. I like the...
To say I drank my way into marriage isn't much of an exaggeration and it's...
There's lots of problem solving in any marriage but when you have this...
Marriage has been defined by every legislature that has ever sat in the...
Our black president can't say that he's for gay marriage. That is upsetting...