Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.
Life is like an ice-cream cone you have to lick it one day at a time.
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you...
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation it...
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a...
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting...
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also...
My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I...
At the end of the day you know love does not happen between two perfect...
Metaphors are dangerous. Love begins with a metaphor. Which is to say love...
This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love: the...
I really love idiot enlightened characters - these characters who fail to...