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I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
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There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.
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You can't live your life blaming your failures on your parents and what they...
I never regret anything. Because every little detail of your life is what...
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I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the...
The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life the clearer we...
Being taken for granted can be a compliment. It means that you've become a...