Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own...
No doubt exists that all women are crazy it's only a question of degree.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the...
If at first you don't succeed try try again. Then quit. There's no point in...
Never try to impress a woman because if you do she'll expect you to keep up...
I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.
Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public...
The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story.
Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was...
We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.
You may not like the humor but that is why every radio has an on-off button.
I think superheroes are heroes with flaws and in their flaws there is a...
Incongruity they say is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's...
Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written Republican...
I liked the premise of this material. I love the marriage relationship. They...