I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the...
I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking ' but I don't have that much time.
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered...
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were...
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment...
Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public...
The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story.
Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was...
We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.
You may not like the humor but that is why every radio has an on-off button.
I think superheroes are heroes with flaws and in their flaws there is a...
Incongruity they say is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's...
Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written Republican...
I liked the premise of this material. I love the marriage relationship. They...
I dated a guy and he liked me but I didn't like him. I went through his wardrobe and cleaned out his house and got him to get a new car. He said to me 'If I give you $10 0 will you find me my wife because I want someone like you?' And within a year he got married. That was the first match that led to me leaving my corporate job.