I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up - they have no holidays.
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno he's Frank and in...
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation he offered to touch-up...
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a...
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
In Hollywood if you don't have happiness you send out for it.
What is the worth of anything But for the happiness 'twill bring?
There is only one real happiness in life and that is the happiness of...
The unproductive tillage of human cattle takes that which of right belongs to...
Purring would seem to be in her case an automatic safety valve device for...
It is in his knowledge that man has found his greatness and his happiness...
That action is best which procures the greatest happiness for the greatest...
It was a joy to be a part of the team that created Round The Horne. I was...