If variety is the spice of life marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing...
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for...
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
I know a man who gave up smoking drinking sex and rich food. He was...
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone...
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls...
In Hollywood if you don't have happiness you send out for it.
What is the worth of anything But for the happiness 'twill bring?
There is only one real happiness in life and that is the happiness of...
The unproductive tillage of human cattle takes that which of right belongs to...
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It is in his knowledge that man has found his greatness and his happiness...
That action is best which procures the greatest happiness for the greatest...
It was a joy to be a part of the team that created Round The Horne. I was...