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Yeah I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history too.
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Don't follow any advice no matter how good until you feel as deeply in your...
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over He would...
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit the stores are...
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In Hollywood if you don't have happiness you send out for it.
What is the worth of anything But for the happiness 'twill bring?
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That action is best which procures the greatest happiness for the greatest...
It was a joy to be a part of the team that created Round The Horne. I was...