Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat...
Never stay in a bad marriage and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a...
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any...
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak...
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a...
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh but I had never seen...
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people and make sure...
I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...