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When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist a woman in...
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...