There's much to be said for feeling numb. Time passes more quickly. You eat...
The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the...
Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was...
Forget sex or politics or religion loneliness is the subject that clears out...
If cats were double the size they are now they'd probably be illegal.
Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later everything shoots out...
I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...