Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.
Every time I write something I think this is the most offensive thing I...
If I could wake up in a different place at a different time could I wake up...
I try to forget about the expectation that's out there and the audience...
You are not a beautiful unique snowflake... This is your life and it's...
I'm always trying to reach a transcendent point a romantic point but reach...
I think in a way you're doomed once you can envision something. You're sort...
Only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit.
The world of American politics is more contentious than it has ever been in...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...