When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work ask him: 'Whose?'
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Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand...
We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors and it seems only fair that they...
Fate often puts all the material for happiness and prosperity into a man's...
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
I have often noticed that ancestors never boast of the descendants who boast...
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
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It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...