How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty...
The old know what they want the young are sad and bewildered.
Happiness is a wine of the rarest vintage and seems insipid to a vulgar taste.
It takes a great man to give sound advice tactfully but a greater to accept...
We need two kinds of acquaintances one to complain to while to the others...
What is more mortifying than to feel that you have missed the plum for want...
The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...